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Dear Yankees Fan on Master Card Commercial Who Broke Up With His Girlfriend When He Found Out She Was a Red Sox Fan,

You’re a douchebag. Goodnight![ READ MORE ]

A Little Poem

It doesn’t matter if you’re skinny, it doesn’t matter if your fat. As long as you’re not a bitch, I don’t care about all that[ READ MORE ]

First Kiss.

When I went to the movies. I saw this chick. And I had a chance I gave her a little lick. I kissed her for an hour. Be for I did see. We both had some fun. I was kissing me. ______________________ Because she was so beautiful. Her lips were soft and moist. I purposed [ READ MORE ]

When It’s Okay to Wear 3D Glasses.

✔- While watching a 3D movie ✖ - Any other time[ READ MORE ]

Top Five Uses For Facebook Status Updates

1. Announcing to that world that you joined a fan page that you (and everyone else) will forget existed that next day. 2. Quoting lyrics to generic pop and/or rap songs. Supposedly they have a personal “meaning” behind the lyrics. Which is total B.S.. 3. Bitching that you can never seem to find the right [ READ MORE ]

What the Fox News Logo Should Look Like.

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The Universe.

The universe is 14,000,000,000 years old. 930 Yottametres… Or 93,000,000,000 light-years… Or 546,712,159,706,000,000,000,000 miles… Big. Think about that next time you go to church. Oh, and you’re not at the center of it[ READ MORE ]

Goodnight, bitches.

I’m annoyed at how people on here think their life is a living hell when they don’t realize how good they have it. I don’t care what if you broke up with somebody or someone did something that disagreed with whatever you want. I mean, heaven forbid something happens that you don’t approve of. Get [ READ MORE ]

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It’s not just you… We all have the most bizarre thoughts… Impulses constantly flowing through our heads that would have dramatic conciquences if we actually went through with them… So why don’t we?… Why do they stay in our heads?… The answer is simple… [ READ MORE ]

Listen.

There are many things in this world that I don’t understand. Why people die, why there are car accidents, why the sky always looks the best on days that I have other things to do besides be outside. But what is most puzzling, above all, is people. What I’m talking about isn’t something complex, like [ READ MORE ]

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