Quick Post: I’m Capable of Pressing ‘Play” On My Own, Thank You.

Oh how I despise you, MySpace.

Oh how I despise you, MySpace.

The following concerns MySpace profiles that for some reason of another must blare music in my ears as soon as the page finished loading.

Let me put it this way: although everyone does it, nobody likes it when music starts playing as soon as the page loads. If I wanted to hear some sh*tty band you’re obsessing over, or some generic tune that describes your sorrow over some insignificant break up, I’ll press *play* on my own. But, chances are, that isn’t going to happen.

Comment below if you agree or you can shatter me emotionally with your hateful comments.

It’s your choice.

Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

Blue Mouse

The same blue food dye found in M&Ms and Gatorade could be used to reduce damage caused by spine injuries, offering a better chance of recovery, according to new research.

Researchers at the University of Rochester Medical Center found that when they injected the compound Brilliant Blue G (BBG) into rats suffering spinal cord injuries, the rodents were able to walk again, albeit with a limp.

The only side effect was that the treated mice temporarily turned blue.

[Via CNN]

Don’t Get Cocky.

Doctor

Doctors’ unions in Romania have criticised a decision to make a surgeon pay £100,000 in damages after he lost his temper and hacked off a patient’s penis during surgery.

Surgeon Naum Ciomu, who had been suffering from stress at the time, had been operating on patient Nelu Radonescu, 36, to correct a testicular malformation when he suddenly lost his temper.

Grabbing a scalpel, he sliced off the penis in front of shocked nursing staff, and then placed it on the operating table where he chopped it into small pieces before storming out of the operating theatre at Bucharest hospital.

[Via Metro.co.uk]

Cats Getting High

… well I thought it was funny.

Stop. High Five!

C'mon, you know you want to.

C'mon, you know you want to.

Science: It Works, Bitches. #1 – Colors

Color

So, here it is, my first installment of what will hopefully will be a long running segment here. The idea if it all is to clear up some common is conceptions in this world of ours. And, the greatest illustrations Microsoft Paint has ever seen.

Why?

Because I can, and a smart world is a happier world. And you’re all idiots… well most of you. Hi Mom!

So, without any further adieu:

I’ll be honest, this whole post was inspired by one thing, ignorance. And, mostly to do with the color black, and as to whether it is  the absence of color or every color. Well, I cut if short for you so you can go back to reading the lastest happenings between Jon and Kate, because let’s face it, your life can’t go on without knowing why the hell they broke up. But, I digress. As I was saying, black is not every color, it’s the absence of it. If you want to know why continue reading. If not, here’s a link TMZ, have fun.

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Congratulations, you’re not complete idiot.

Instead of using all of these scientific words, I’ll put it in layman’s terms.

Here’s how color works: The colors the human eye sees is determined by what light rays are being bounced of of something, say a red shirt, every color (in light form) is being shown of that shirt, but only red (still in light form) is bouncing off of the shirt into the human eye and then our brain changes the light to color Giving the sensation of seeing a red shirt. Which brings me to black. Now, say we have black, the same thing happens, light is shown onto the shirt, but with black no light is reflected back. Since no light is reflecting back to the human eye, we don’t see a color, we see nothing, air-go black is the absence of color.

Congrats, you’ve been learned. Next episode: Grammar & Spelling.

Now, excuse me while I go read on why Jon left Kate…

Please send all hate mail and/or mistakes here: admin@misterincognito.com

Review: Tap Tap Coldplay “New and Improved”!

 

Tap Tap Coldplay Screenshot

Tap Tap Coldplay Screenshot

 

 

After realizing how lack-luster my original review/submission is, I went back and redid it. So here you go (my response to “Looking For Writers”:

Tap Tap Coldplay is developed and made by Tapulous, who are most notably known for the iPhone app Tap Tap Revenge. The game as a whole is a fun experience, that is if you’re a fan of Coldplay. If not, I would just stick with Revenge. Because I’m not going to convince you too, but you are missing out.

The Music:

When the app was first released it contained a total of 11 songs. Since then, Tapulous has given an update to it adding “The Scientist” and “Violet Hill.” On top of: Lovers In Japan (Osaka Sun Mix), Lost!, In My Place, Fix You, Life In Technicolor, Clocks, Yellow, Shiver, Speed of Sound, Viva la Vida, and Viva la Vida (Thin White Duke Remix). For those who are mathematically challenged, that comes to a total of thirteen songs. All of which fit perfectly of this type of game. Although, of course, there are some songs I wish were in the library, but I digress.

The Game-play:

The goal of TTC is very similar to that of Guitar Hero and Rock Band. In which you are too tap along with the song to the corresponding “tappers” (their word, not mine). But, instead of the five frets, you work with three lines that run from top to bottom. To mix things up a little, occasionally you’ll be greeted with arrows instead of the white bars; which requires you to shake the iDevice with the corresponding direction. And as the difficulty increases, so does the speed and amount of “tappers” Revenge mode, which it is aptly named, is a 8x multiplier; reached when you get a streak (tapping with out missing a beat) of 50+. Revenge mode is activated when you shake your iDevice, which and cause some problems, but I’ll touch on that later.

The Style:

Even though the animations can seem a little lack-lust at first, with just simple background effects, colors and the occasional band member, but it’s when you get further into the game does it truly shine. The paced is ramped up, giving off a sense of excitement while playing. Not only that, it’s how well the Tapulous team extracts the quintessence from Coldplays’ songs and videos and recreates it perfectly into the game. Giving it a definite step above other Tapulous titles.

Faults:

Now, I’ve only noticed two minor faults while residing in Revenge mode, as I mentioned earlier in this review. In order to get to Revenge mode you have to shake your iDevice, and doing so can cause you to miss a beat, and would you lose any streak you’ve built up and any multiplier you may have. I don’t care who you are, that is not a good thing. The other problem is while in Revenge mode, all of the colors, animations and effects increase in brightness and to this the fact that the “tappers” you are required to tap are white, it can become a little cumbersome to see when you need to tap, and again, that is not a good thing. But, these are purely minor.

The Conclusion:

Whether or not you should buy this can only be based one thing: It’s whether or not you are a fan of Coldplay. If you aren’t I would seek elsewhere. But, if you are, you will defiantly enjoy where Tapulous has taken the Coldplay name and wouldn’t even regret for a second spending the $5 asking price.

Review: Tap Tap Coldplay

 

Tap Tap Coldplay's Splash Screen

Tap Tap Coldplay's Splash Screen

My submission to 148apps.com

I’m not very good with starting these things out so I’ll just jump right in. Tap Tap Cold is developed and made by Tapulous, who are most notably known for the iPhone app Tap Tap Revenge. The game as a whole is a fun experience, that is if you’re a fan of Coldplay. If not, I would just stick with Revenge. Because I’m not going to convince you too, but you are missing out.

But, now to the game: The song library is pretty decent, consisting of 13 songs (with two recently just added), of course, there are some I wish were available, like 42, but I digress. While playing the game you are greeted with very well-done animations inspired by the songs and music videos. Increasing difficulty (Kids, Easy, Medium, Hard, and Extreme) will keep you coming back. Tap Tap Coldplay also has two player, so you can enjoy it with your friends. Now, there are only two minor faults I’ve noticed while playing, and it’s Revenge mode. Not only is getting to it mid song a pain, because you are required to shake the iPhone and doing so could cause you to miss a beat. But, it’s while in Revenge mode, everything has increased in brightness. Since the icons you have to tap in sync with are white it can be a little cumbersome to see.

But, don’t let that be the deciding factor on whether or not you should buy it. What should be is, really, whether or not you are a fan of Coldplay. If not, again, just stick with Tap Tap Revenge. If you are, buy away. Tapulous was also so kind to add a news feed straight off Coldplay’s Website. A word of warning: it is a very addicting game. I find myself going back to play more, more often than I probably should. In fact, I even procrastinated writing this review because of it. So, have fun.

Easter Egg in Pixar’s Up

Up Moive PosterLast weekend I went, with much excitement, to go and see Pixar’s new movie “Up”. Now we all know Pixar likes to add little Easter eggs in their films. It’s sort of an homage to their roots and previous movies. If not see [here]. So, as I was watching, towards the end of the movie when Carl was looking through old photographs of him and his wife doing whatever the hell they were doing. But, I noticed something, in each and every picture there was a reference to Carl’s flying house (see poster above). For instance: in the picture of the birthday scene, there is an present with balloons attached. In another photo, with the scene of Carl and his wife in theirs chairs you can see the balloons through the window in the background. This is just to mention a few. I’d show picture, but, I have doubts of the legality of it. So you’ll just have too go see for yourself.

Reverse Imaging.

For  a while now I’ve search this little ‘ol web of ours and try to find a search engine that I would call Reverse Image Search (RIS for short, catchy right?) what this would be is a search engine where instead of using keywords and topics to find a picture. You would upload an image you already have and the engine would then search the internet for sites that have that image posted and give you the domain(s) of said site. I have yet to find such a thing, and it’s a real shame.

EDIT (July 15, 2009): Well what do you know, I have such a thing. Visit Tineye.com (click). I can die happily now.

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